My professor asked me whether I invite him to my marriage. I replied I can't be sure even that I can get marry to someone.
He asked me whether I intend to get marry to someone.
I replied "If I have a chance to do so, I'd like to."
He said "Why can't you marry? You have many candidates!" for a laugh.
Regretly, most of the females I meet in daily life have higher academic careers than I have. What on the earth do they want to marry me?
It would be more efficient and more profitable for them to search for their husbands in their universities.